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Precious Plum (Honey Boo Boo Parody Series)
The Very Mary-Kate team presents a look into the lives of a less-than-perfect pageant family.
Move over Honey Boo Boo--there's a new girl in town: Precious Plum! Also move over you're on my Cheetos. http://t.co/rwEGXnBzFk
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Semicolon Rap (The Lonely Island)
Punctuation up in this piece.
Laughing a lot at this grammatical rap; Lonely Island http://t.co/rhfsD6DS6d
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People Don't Know Squat About Benghazi
Our fake news anchor proves that you don't need to know what Benghazi is to have an opinion about it.
News anchor? More like news pranker. http://t.co/UhKXgmze3U
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Shuffle Dance Mega Fail
Pop till you drop.
Dance Dance Humiliation http://t.co/iiGFQzHfOd
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Waka Flocka Goes in the Booth
Waka Flocka wha?
Parts of rap songs don't make sense without the other parts. http://t.co/BI97W3qIBG
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Name Three Germans
Eine kleine no idea.
How many Hitlers can YOU name? Trick question. It's illegal. http://t.co/CdxoR3nf72
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HOW TO GO DOWN A WATER SLIDE
One property of water is making you invincible, right?
Yes, after this prank the man's swim trunks strangled him. http://t.co/KgAkZof3RL
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The Six Types of Commencement Speakers
When a celeb gives your commencement speech are you lucky or is he? http://t.co/HroopCnc2c
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Rude Broccoli Flipping You Off at Dinner
My name Broccoli Montoya. You ate my father. Prepare to die.
Broccoli's not that big a fan of you either. http://t.co/3H65xXNv3A
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Just Look at this Ridiculously Photogenic Dog
A project that simply started with Instagrams of a coonhound named Maddie balancing on stuff, photoblog MaddieOnThings has blossomed into a...
A photographer's only as good as his subject. #CatsOfInstagram http://t.co/SeDTQOAZ9F
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Prepping for #ComedyWeek over here. Needs a barking dog. http://t.co/kgNngqkVGV
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Baseball Pranks are Surprisingly Good
If anyone from another country asks you to explain baseball, just send them this video and be like "Make sense?"
Baseball is America's pastime because you can do it anywhere in America. http://t.co/aU4XqVLUmT
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Batman: The Outtakes
The compiled outtakes from our beloved Batman parody series....
Batman just got more hilarious. #OutTakes #ComedyWeek http://t.co/0YjxSEGSh8
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Arrested Development "No Touching" (MC Hammer Remix)
Didn't realize the internet was so into "Remixes" or this television program "Arrested Development"!
Like MC Hammer says, No Touching. #ADWorldTour http://t.co/33o0uBegCP
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10 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs
Let's face it: You're just a dad. Read "10 Brutally Honest Coffee Mugs" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor
Best part of waking up is a little #RealTalk on your cup. http://t.co/6MuBCCa8Gz
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Child Support Billboard May Be Bleak, But Still Accurate
It's a once-in-a-lifetime deal.
Child support vs. surgery. You do the math. http://t.co/eyWw5VTb7b
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Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot
Come on, guys. Learn you're stuff. Read "Your Stupid, Your Wrong, and Your an Idiot" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor
You're typos are annoying the #Twidiots http://t.co/RdzohD8UsG
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P*ssy Magnet
He has to fight them off. By gently putting them on the ground.
Them cats is hanging on every word he says. http://t.co/NILKxOA6Oq
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The "This Is The End" Guys Really, REALLY Just Want To Be...
The cast of the upcoming apocalyptic comedy This Is The End namely, Seth Rogen, James Franco, Danny McBride, and Jay Baruchel are asking...
Whoa @Sethrogen & @JamesFrancoTV promise to get crazy for likes on the @ThisIsTheEnd Facebook page http://t.co/xT3GLPPMfJ
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Batman: The Outtakes
The compiled outtakes from our beloved Batman parody series.
These are the outtakes this town needs AND deserves. http://t.co/Et6tERObEl
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Twitter / CollegeHumor: #ManOfSteel cut oats ...
Instantly connect to what's most important to you. Follow your friends, experts, favorite celebrities, and breaking news.
#ManOfSteel cut oats http://t.co/TFE794lTXl
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Piss Colored Gatorade
Restore those electrolytes that your body naturally rejected.
Gatorade sale not worth it. http://t.co/yP3FQh8Ag4
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The 5 People You Meet In College (if they were comedians)
1) Steve Martin (as a stand-up)They rocked high school in every way imaginable: valedictorian, a 4.5 GPA, president of every club, star of every team....
The future Will Ferrells are in your school. Here's how to find them: http://t.co/cBiBoLKc23
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Think of a Card [Magic!]
Pick a card, any card. Except that one. Or that one.
This trick totally works on the second try. http://t.co/O5jZnXCVvB
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Just a Couple Cats Doing Their Tuesday Chores
Just another meowday.
lol chores http://t.co/0H8cdsLrJe
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If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews
Just be yourself! Read "If People Were Really Honest in Job Interviews" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor
You should be honest in a job interview but under no circumstance do you keep it real. http://t.co/aT286ePbJH
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Mike and Watt Confront "Watt"
Don't bite the hand that is you. (Previously: Mike and Watt)
Confrontations are tough but necessary. Lol just said "tough butt." http://t.co/RD5dor8otT
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George Carlin Impersonator is Maybe the Most Painful Thing...
"I would sprint out of the room" Will Stephen
Stop trying to make fetch happen, Carlin impersonator! http://t.co/8NatKbn5Wt
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Real Life Chun Li From Street Fighter
She can hundred rending leg me anytime she wants.
Mom, Dad, I'd like you to meet my future wife: http://t.co/HWshNUfySl
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Twitter / CollegeHumor: Play @BoutGame to make some ...
Instantly connect to what's most important to you. Follow your friends, experts, favorite celebrities, and breaking news.
Play @BoutGame to make some friends already. #BoutGame #Friends #TeamworkMakestheDreamWork http://t.co/pIFRsovhpm
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Photoshop Masters Abs
See if you can spot the difference in self-esteem.
Good thing the bottom-half of this pic is cropped out. http://t.co/AlF5zkzE2O
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samreich's photo http://t.co/MUVOtmnXXn
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Game of Loans Graduation Cap
Brace yourselves. Real life is coming.
Game of Thrones has a way of preparing us for hardship. http://t.co/osGJwckbfP
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The Loser's Guide to Looking Like You're Having Fun at...
The next best thing to actually enjoying yourself. Read "The Loser's Guide to Looking Like You're Having Fun at Concerts" and more funny articles on...
First rule of having fun at concerts: tickle the people that are making out. http://t.co/U6u20EmZNQ
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English Crowd Goes Berserk as 2-Year-Old Scores Goal
Just call him Mini-Pele.
Toddler GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAL http://t.co/6MvE5PFT9K
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Juggalos of OkCupid Are Here to Win Over Your Heart (Or Your...
Thanks to the internet, specifically Okcupid Juggalos, we now know that our true loves are out there, lurking, patiently waiting to murder us into...
I'm looking for someone who can respect me for my face paint. http://t.co/dyZllnDnjS
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Crazy Science Experiment Goes Horribly Right
Science, Motherf***er. DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Science L. Jackson: http://t.co/zv99SumO2d
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Fun with Stock Photos: Dads on Phones Holding Babies
We imagine what the subjects of super-specific stock photos might be like as characters.
An iStock Photo is worth a thousand laughs. #ComedyWeek http://t.co/LwQ07cop2D
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Man Catches Flying Bird with His BARE HAND
Might as well go home and go to sleep for the next 15 years. Nothing will ever be as manly as that.
Learn this trick and catch all the chicks. http://t.co/zf75ZwYbn6
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Best Vines of May 2013 Compilation
Vine is like Twitter's drunk uncle at a BBQ that talks for 6 seconds too long.
You're up late. #TreatYoSelf to the best Vines of the month: http://t.co/Mmy6liFJfT
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Reggie Watts' Shot-for-Shot Remake of Rick Roll
Quite the throwback throwback.
You just got Reggie-Rolled! #ReggieRolled @reggiewatts http://t.co/I4PKj8ATSm
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This Kid Knows What He's Doing
Forget middle school, send this kid straight to college! He's got all the skills he'll need.
It's great when you know who you are at an early age. Even if that's a bum. http://t.co/0FyotMwM7L
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Next Week on Mad Men...
No spoilers, plz. Read "Next Week on Mad Men..." and more funny articles on CollegeHumor
Miss #MadMen this weekend? We'll get you all caught up. It's pretty simple. http://t.co/ndiMZO66lq
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Chafed Nipples is Only One Horrible Reason Not to Run a...
Only the strongest nipples survive.
This guy crossed the finish line without his nipples. http://t.co/AaHgvSqLzW
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If Your Childhood Board Games Were German
What if Candyland and Operation had the same super-realistic strategy of Settlers of Catan? Read "If Your Childhood Board Games Were German" and more...
Ah German boardgames. Who can forget "Maus Trap: a game of realistic solutions" ? http://t.co/qRmsoydX9W
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Guy Blows Water Bubbles in Space
Oh don't worry, that blob is just my soul leaving my body.
Here's a cool thing that makes you stupid for looking at it so long: http://t.co/l4PgyLX3OY
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Meet Me at Facebook
Welcome to Idiotech, the column where we shame your parents, teachers, and other old people for being dumb about technology. If you think your parents...
Meet me at Facebook for a cup of coffee, said the dad on #IdioTech http://t.co/gaN0mYQA66
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What Happens When You're an MMA Fighter at an All Women's...
Game over.
This is how you choke someone like Xenia Onatopp, kids: http://t.co/hmAqOaNdf7
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The 10 Best Ways to Ask Someone to Prom
Not included: send them this list. Read "The 10 Best Ways to Ask Someone to Prom" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor
Ask me anything on a pizza, and the answer is yes. http://t.co/s76hnQTQrL
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Super Flexible Gymnast (When You See It)
This still requires more coordination than the average person is capable of.
This guy says he couldn't do it without his team, but I think he's two-faced. http://t.co/fA6cDfa4bR
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